So That Happened

So I'm diligently working away on Novel #5 late one night recently when the phone rings.  Novel #5 features a villain who is half-Russian.  Here's who my phone said was calling:

(I blocked out some of the numbers in the picture above so nobody would get crazy and dial it.  It's probably just somebody's Russian grandmother calling to say howdy... right?)

I don't know anybody in Russia.  I don't know why he or she would call me - twice!

But if my villain's come to life and bought a cell phone, we're all in big trouble!