Weekend Sampler

As you know, Dear Reader, HEAVENLY MOVES is a story about a girl named Heavenly who moves.  As in into a new apartment.

Like probably most other authors, I occasionally google myself to see if I've won the Pulitzer yet.  (this just in:  no)  I did find this, though, thanks to the kind folks at Google who are always thinking of ways to be helpful (it's real, for reals):

clearly they're unfamiliar with the genre or it would have been U-Haul?